Bill Clinton actually said...

"As a result of this action today, consumers will receive the benefits of lower prices, better quality, and greater choices in their telephone and cable services."

"Thou hast enlarged me when I was in distress."

"On behalf of the American people, it is my pleasure to welcome back to Washington the leader of a great nation and a great people, President Jacques Chirac."

"I welcome France's decision to end nuclear testing in the Pacific and its strong support for signing a zero-yield comprehensive nuclear test ban treaty this year."