Bill Clinton actually said...

"By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including the National Marine Sanctuaries Act."

"I am profoundly grateful to you for twice giving me the honor to serve."

"I have determined that the modifications hereinafter proclaimed of duties on goods originating in the territory of a NAFTA party are necessary or appropriate."

"There are hereby set apart and reserved as the Carrizo Plain National Monument, for the purpose of protecting the objects identified above, all lands and interests in lands owned or controlled by the ..."