Bill Clinton actually said...

"It is unacceptable that African-American men have a higher overall cancer incidence and infant mortality rates than any other racial or ethnic group;"

"And I am very pleased to follow in his footsteps and to hereby officially pardon this turkey in order that he be sent to the petting zoo in Fairfax County, Virginia, to live his remaining days in peac..."

"That's why it is so important that all Americans, like the young people here today, not only give thanks but give something back to their communities to help those who are less fortunate than themselv..."

"No child—no American—should go to bed hungry."