Bill Clinton actually said...

"We need immigrants that have been vetted to do work."

"I don't think any person with a straight face can tell you that Katrina was caused by global warming. But what we do know, what the evidence shows, is that there is an increase in the number and sever..."

"I think he can have some of these smaller events where he likes to be the explainer-in-chief."

"Have a happy birthday, friend."