Bill Clinton actually said...

I transmit herewith the Annual Report of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting for Fiscal Year 1996 and the Inventory of the Federal Funds...

If our country and our world had more people like Henry Oren Grisham, how much better it would be, how many more children would have a happy...

I said, 'Do you like these older women?' He said, 'You know, I do. It seems like they're a little more settled.'

Because he was forever young, and we wish he'd lived to be 192.