David Lammy: “The city trader, Putin admiring professional politician who's pals with crypto billionaires versus Count BinFace.”

He lists an amazing record in two years, and we've got three more to go.

Well, can I commend my honourable friend for the difference that he's made, including his hard work to bring pride of place funding to his constituency.

I have the honour to say that His Majesty the King has accepted our advice to grant Ruth Ellis a conditional pardon – the last woman to be hanged.

Everyone can see that the Reform leader is just trying to distract from the fact that he's up to his neck in sleaze.