CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully and agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE.

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER

Israel, do not drop those bombs. If you do, it is a major violation. Bring your pilots home now.

Iran’s uranium stockpile... will need to be dealt with in the coming weeks.

EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT!

To my friends in the Senate, lock yourself in a room if you must, don’t go home, and GET THE DEAL DONE THIS WEEK.

Iran doesn’t want to speak to Europe. They want to speak to us. Europe is not going to be able to help in this one.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE. IRAN MUST NOW AGREE TO END THIS WAR.

If they do that, it'll be another terrible mistake. It's economic suicide for them if they do it.

We don’t want to achieve regime change. We want to achieve the end of the Iranian nuclear program.

Under President Trump's leadership, we are working at turbo speed on cost-effective and innovative ways to deliver on the American people's mandate for mass deportations of criminal illegal aliens.

Legislators could consider a structure similar to the way alcohol is regulated, with strict enforcement by an agency like the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission.

We have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.

This wasn’t a regime-change move.

Of course, you can always do more with more, but we're doing more with less. It's a frightening time in which we live right now but President Trump is committed to keeping all Americans safe.

ATF agents will not be knocking on the doors of legal gun owners in the middle of the night asking them about their guns

Perhaps Iran can now proceed to Peace and Harmony in the Region, and I will enthusiastically encourage Israel to do the same.

This cannot be allowed to happen again in the United States of America! Let the work begin!