Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"I don't recall that any report of that kind ever came to me."

"I have a great many questions today, but a great many I find are duplicates, triplicates, and other 'cates.'"

"The Attorney General is returning from Florida in accordance with his own plan."

"No official representations have been made to this country that I know of from Japan in relation to discussions looking towards a new Gentlemen's Agreement."