Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"Now, of course I have to appoint human beings to office."

"I haven't thought much, if anything, about a recess appointment."

"My grandfather was ill for a long time before he passed away and I used to read that chapter of the Bible to him when I was a small boy not more than four or five years old."

"I shall take the oath of office tomorrow on a Bible that was given to me by my grandmother."