"I love Twitter.... it's like owning your own newspaper--- without the losses."
"Thanks- many are saying I'm the best 140 character writer in the world. It's easy when it's fun."
"I'm a skeptical guy, but I don't believe Petraeus used this to get out of the Benghazi hearings."
"The people of Scotland love Trump International Golf Links."
"Aberdeen tourism is booming because of my great Scottish golf club."
".@antbaxter Anthony—did you illegally take clips from the Letterman @Late_Show show and @GolfChannel without their approval?"
".@antbaxter—Heard your documentary cost you less than $3,000 to make—where did you get that kind of money?"
"9 million fewer people voted for Obama this election than last &, yet the Republicans lost—do you think they might be doing something wrong!"
"The election was a major setback for economy. All young entrepreneurs should be sure to calculate Obama's policies into their investments."
"She’s baaack! @Rosie needs me to salvage her dying career. But it won’t help-- she’s got no talent &, no persona. Too many tv cancellations!"
"I received such a nice letter today from someone who took refuge in Trump Tower during Sandy. It was my pleasure to help."