Joseph Biden actually said...

"A country divided cannot lead the world. A country divided cannot bring back the middle class."

"You saw the debates, you heard the policy positions, and now -- now it's time to choose. And with early voting in Florida, I mean, now is a time to choose, today."

"Are you joking? Is this a joke?"

"In the last debate, in the last debate John McCain felt the need to declare that he was not President Bush."