Joseph Biden actually said...

"I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS. There's no shame in being tested for AIDS. It's an important thing."

"Ladies and gentlemen, you're going to end this war when you elect a Democratic president."

"Let me tell you something: Nobody asked anybody else whether they're gay in those holes, those foxholes, number one."

"By the time all these guys talk, 50,000 more people are going to be dead. They're going to be dead. And I tell you, I guarantee you, we have the capacity, by setting up a no-fly zone, to shut down the..."