Joseph Biden actually said...

"Try sitting behind his desk and making these decisions. You know it, both of you know it, they know it. I'm not bad at what I do. It doesn't mean I never make a mistake, I do, but I'm making those dec..."

"The bottom line here is that we're not going anywhere. I am not going anywhere. I don't think I should run - run against me. Go ahead, announce the president. Challenge me at the convention."

"Oh, it wasn't -- look, GDP still grew. Look at the response to the markets, overwhelmingly positive, overwhelmingly positive."

"I was also the guy that expanded NATO. I'm the guy that put NATO together. I'm the guy that shut Putin down. Who's going to be able to hold NATO together like me?"