"John McCain, by the way, not available. He will be in Baghdad."
"He's telling some of his backers who launched placed ads on his behalf to knock it off."
"The situation in Iraq is steadily improving and voters' attitudes will, too."
"Governor Romney, you have been spending the last year trying to fool people about your record."
"When he voted for a Democratic candidate for president, Paul Tsongas, I don't think he was speaking for Republicans."
"My record of 24 years as a conservative Republican, with a voting record to back it up of consistency on a variety of issues, speaks for itself."
"You might not always agree with me on every issue, but I hope you know I'm not going to con you."
"Governor Romney donated money to a Democratic candidate in New Hampshire. I don't think he was speaking for Republicans."
"We also should examine people's records as to whether they're 'real Republicans' or not."
"Even if he's dead, just prop him up and put some dark glasses on him like 'Weekend at Bernie's'."
"I believe that if this is a fair and open contest, and I have every confidence it will be, that we should support the nominee of our party if we are Republicans."
"Americans lost trust in their government. They're looking for leadership, a leader with the judgment and experience to keep us safe."
"I think that's a decision that Fred should make. Maybe we're up past his bedtime."
"You mean the little guy that said that I was suffering from Alzheimer's? He was a little jerk."
"The surge is working. The surge is working, sir. It is working."
"A high schooler asked whether he can live long enough to serve as president."
"My friends, gun owners are not extremists."
