Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"I am pretty purely American, having I believe a little tinge of Indian blood in me."

"If you can base the economic condition of the people on their appearance, the way they are dressed, the general appearance of prosperity, I should say that it was very good."

"The impression that struck me more than anything else was rather of a patriotic impression, an apparent general satisfaction with conditions in the country."

"I know that we have some war vessels in the harbor at Shanghai, and I think one or two others on the way there."