George Bush actually said...

"What I'm going to say to the American people is that, had we kept spending at the rate we were spending last year, there would be no surplus."

"President George W. Bush today announced his intention to nominate Tim S. McClain to be General Counsel of the Department of Veterans Affairs."

"I don't think I'm going to fail to persuade people."

"First, our beef is not with the people of Iraq; it's with Saddam Hussein."