George Bush actually said...

"The liberation of Afghanistan was a great achievement, and for those of you who served in that effort, thank you."

"I applaud Congress for passing legislation that will provide our men and women in uniform with the necessary resources to protect our country and win the war on terror."

"He said, 'I do.' I said, 'Which one do you pick?' He said, 'E-85.'"

"I like the idea of a President or a Governor saying, 'You know something, there's a lot of corn, and we're less dependent on oil from overseas.'"