George Bush actually said...

"I believe the only way to get the budget deficit under control, the major disciplinary tool, is a balanced budget amendment to the Constitution."

"I established a Presidential Commission on Federal Ethics Law Reform to examine the ethics laws and regulations that govern the Federal work force."

"I will do everything in my power to protect the lives of any American service men or women involved in this international mission of mercy."

"This is, without a doubt, a true humanitarian nightmare."