Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"Ours is a government of equal rights under the law, guaranteeing those rights to each man so long as he in his turn refrains from wronging his brother."

"If he lies down you cannot carry him."

"I believe in the Monroe doctrine, and I believe in it not as an empty formula of words, but as something we are ready to make good by deeds."

"I believe in doing all we can to avoid a quarrel, to avoid trouble."