Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"To think of the well-nigh incredible fact that all of this that I have been looking at—the city, the development of the country—that it has all occurred within twenty years."

"I am glad to be welcomed by all of you, but most of all by the men of the Grand Army, and after them by my own comrades of the National Guard."

"I am enjoying so much coming into California."

"I like your stock and I am glad it is not dying out."