Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"Done at the request of Secretary Hay, who says she is now the best clerk of her class that he has."

"The only personal request that I made as to the programme of these two days was that I should be given the chance of saying a word to my fellow members of the Harvard Union."

"The great lawyer who employs his talent and his learning in the highly remunerative task of enabling a very wealthy client to override or circumvent the law is doing all that in him lies to encourage ..."

"The chief use of the increased money value of the scholar's prize would be the index thereby afforded of the respect in which it was popularly held."