Grover Cleveland actually said...

"I transmit herewith a report from the Secretary of State, accompanied with selected correspondence relating to foreign affairs for the year 1887."

"The death of this soldier was not the result of his military service."

"His presence on the boat was in the line of duty, but he had no charge of the rest of the men."

"He was discharged for a disability which, to say the least of it, certainly had no relation to his military service."