Grover Cleveland actually said...

"It seems to me that it by no means follows that those intrusted with the people's business and the expenditure of the people's money are justified in so executing the pension laws as that they shall f..."

"I never thought of trying getting a pension until my old comrades urged me to do so."

"I am utterly unable to discover any relation between this accident and the military service."

"I transmit herewith a communication, with an accompanying paper, from the Secretary of State, in relation to the distribution of the award of the late Mexican Claims Commission in the case of S. A. Be..."