Grover Cleveland actually said...

"There does not, however, seem to be a particle of evidence establishing that cause of death."

"I therefore venture, notwithstanding the persistent misrepresentations of my action in similar cases, to disapprove this bill."

"I can not believe that this is a case in which a pension should be granted."

"I hardly think it will be seriously contended that the claimant has any legal claim against the United States."