Donald Trump actually said...

"My son @EricTrump and @LaraLeaYunaska just announced their engagement. Great news! A wonderful couple!"

""""@ctobin22: @realDonaldTrump any advise for battered Paula dean? Her ship has been sinking .."" She must get back to work &amp, stop apologizing!""

""""@Trapp_Era: A bottle of wine, reading @realDonaldTrump :Art of the Deal, jamming Jay Z ....Perfect night!"" Very cute!""

""""@Evan_Olson: @realDonaldTrump pitiful http://t.co/x2YC3EYtK2"" Windmills are horrendous-the people of Scotland hate them!""