Donald Trump actually said...

"You`ve lost before, Herschel. You were the project manager. You know how much I like you. I love you. I love you. I am not a gay man. And I love you, Herschel."

"the gentleman has won one of the greatest election leads anywhere in the world as far as I`m concerned. And he was very proud of his relationship with President Trump, the President of Brazil, and he`..."

""must immediately seek help and advice from his China-loving wife Coco Chao.""

"Mitch McConnell has a, quote, "death wish," because he negotiated a government funding deal with Democrats."