Donald Trump actually said...

"From now on, it's going to be America first, OK? America first. We're going to put ourselves first."

"My thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the tragic storms and tornadoes in the Southeastern United States. Stay safe!"

"Getting ready to leave for the Great State of Indiana and meet the hard working and wonderful people of Carrier A.C."

"We are going to appoint 'Mad Dog' Mattis as our secretary of defense."