Donald Trump actually said...

"China just agreed that the U.S. will be allowed to sell beef, and other major products, into China once again. This is REAL news!"

""...Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future ""press briefings"" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???""

""James Comey better hope that there are no ""tapes"" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!""

"I don't like to analyze myself because I might not like what I see."