Donald Trump actually said...

"Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race. Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I woul..."

"Mini Mike Bloomberg is spending a lot of money on False Advertising. I was the person who saved Pre-Existing Conditions in your Healthcare, you have it now, while at the same time winning the fight to..."

"Many believe that by the Senate giving credence to a trial based on no evidence, no crime, ... it gives the partisan Democrat witch hunt credibility that it otherwise does not have."

"No, I heard that they had headaches and a couple of other things, but I would say -- and I can report, it is not very serious."