Donald Trump actually said...

"Last week's episode of the Celebrity Apprentice set the stage for a great new season. Tune in this Sunday on NBC for even more excitement."

"I am happy to announce that theoriginal Apprentice --which will offer job opportunities to those in need--is coming back."

"Olympic Gold Medalist Evan Lysacek just left my office. He is in town and wanted to meet me--he's a fanastic guy and a true champion."

"The new season of the Celebrity Apprentice is off to a great start-- last night it swept the 10 p.m. hour in every key demographic."