Donald Trump actually said...

"@shelleysherwin Wish your mother a happy birthday."

"Looking over New York City with luxurious 5 Star hotel rooms, @TrumpNewYork top dining &amp, amenities http://t.co/09uBwNKHcf"

"I feel bad for all @VanityFair employees. Every day at work, they see circulation going down as Graydon runs his bad food restaurants."

"@charleyUfarley Innocent of what, weren't they brutally mugging people in the Park that night? The City better not settle this case!"