Donald Trump actually said...

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"....Ambassador Sondland did not tell us, and certainly did not tell me, about a connection between the assistance and the investigation.” THE FAKE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY IS NOW DEAD!"

"I know nothing about that. First time I've heard it. The one thing I've seen that Sondland said was that he did speak to me for a brief moment. And I said no quid pro quo. Under any circumstances. And..."

"Ambassador Sondland agreed the president did not give an S about Ukraine."