Donald Trump actually said...

".@McIlroyRory What a year it has been for you -- and this weekend topped it off. Fantastic job, see u at Doral."

"Some jerk fraudulently tweeted that his parents said I was a big inspiration to them + pls RT—out of kindness I retweeted. Maybe I’ll sue."

""""@BesttQuotes_: When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough.–Donald Trump"" True!""

".@IanJamesPoulter Great going and almost as importantly, your clothing line is selling well!"