Donald Trump actually said...

"I have directed my entire administration to put every resource possible behind this effort, and reverse the tide of Mass Destruction Migration that has turned once Idyllic Towns into scenes of Third W..."

"Iran not to touch U.S. targets or else it could face the 'full strength and might' of the American military."

"France was celebrating. Really, they were all celebrating. The only one that doesn't celebrate is the USA, and we're the ones that won the war."

"We're going to celebrate on Saturday. And we're going to celebrate from now on."