Donald Trump actually said...

"This decision does not come easily or without regret, especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican contenders in polls across the country. I..."

"Well, he's not the brightest bulb on the planet. We're not dealing with Albert Einstein."

"If her beauty wasn't so great nobody really would have cared. Carrie will remain Miss California."

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."