Donald Trump actually said...

"No clash, I was there, you're just a troublemaker and you're not supposed to be asking that question because we're talking about the World Cup, but Elon gets along great with Marco and they're both do..."

"Tonight, I am pleased to announce that we have just apprehended the top terrorist responsible for that atrocity."

"I believe him."

"We may do it as early as today, or we’ll wait until Monday or Tuesday."