Donald Trump actually said...

"I just arrived in Barcelona. I make a big speech tomorrow and then off to Ireland and Scotland."

"I know Shia LaBeouf @thecampaignbook and when sober, a really nice guy. Must get act together fast before too late."

"If you entered our country illegally and are then granted amnesty, why would you abide by other laws? No Amnesty!"

""""@GZervs: All I want for my birthday is for @realDonaldTrump to wish me a happy birthday!"" Happy birthday.""