Donald Trump actually said...

"My understanding of the tax code gave me a tremendous advantage over those who didn't have a clue about it, including many of my competitors who lost everything they had, never to be heard from again."

"I have created tens of thousands of jobs and will bring back great American prosperity. Hillary has only created jobs at the FBI and DOJ!"

"Melania and I extend our warmest greetings to those observing Rosh Hashanah here in the United States, in Israel, and around the world."

"I know our complex tax laws better than anyone who has ever run for president and am the only one who can fix them. #failing@nytimes"