George Bush actually said...

"I hope you will convey to the President my thanks and my sentiments of deep appreciation on behalf of the American people."

"It is time for all Americans to work together to take back the streets and liberate our neighborhoods from the tyranny of fear."

"I have publicly said, and I'll repeat it -- we want better relations with Iran."

"I am hereby transmitting my report that finds that substantial progress has been made in telecommunications trade talks."