George Bush actually said...

"One thing President Bush (41) was adamant about was that the taxpayers should never have had to divert hundreds of billions of dollars in tax revenues to paying for the mistakes and greed of bankers."

"It is a signal that those who wear our country's military uniform will never be abandoned."

"I saw one of the ugliest and angriest women I have ever seen in my entire life. Boy, she was really bad. And she charged my car with a sign."

"And then he will walk in the Oval Office, and there will be a moment when the responsibilities of the president land squarely on his shoulders."