Gerald Ford actually said...

"It is indeed unfortunate that the slow pace of the negotiations of the United Nations Law of the Sea Conference has mandated our course of action here today."

"I believe that in this debate, the wisdom and the philosophy of Jefferson will prevail."

"I urge every American to reflect on the meaning and purpose of the Declaration of Independence."

"The Administrator of General Services is designated and empowered to perform without approval, ratification, or other action by the President, the functions vested in the President."