Gerald Ford actually said...

"We have not promised more than we can deliver, and we have delivered everything that we promised."

"I pledged that I would never transfer serious problems from the Federal Government to State governments or to local governments without regard for human needs or fiscal realities."

"I can say without qualification the patriotism, the dedication, and the willpower of the Thirteen Original States still burns brightly throughout the Old North State."

"I won't be satisfied until every person who wants a job can get a job."