John Kerry actually said...

"Yesterday I was at Orlando, right next to Fantasyland. And the difference between George Bush and me is, I drove by it, he lives in it."

"George Bush's plan for social security reform is very bad, a rip-off in fact. Mine, however, is very good."

"The president of the United States stood before a stony-faced body and barely talked about the realities at all of Iraq."

"You don't just stand up in front of folks, in the midst of a -- sort of running through all the issues speech, and pretend that that's the way you lead people to the table."