Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"Whereas public interests require that the Senate of the United States be convened at twelve o'clock on the fourth-day of March next to receive such communications as may be made by the Executive;"

"I think it will work out rather satisfactorily."

"I am trying to get a man who especially represents agriculture and who is sympathetic with the cooperative movement."

"I don't know just what you mean by relaxation."