Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"I think your offices ought to provide each one of you with a copy of that book."

"I recall that when I was Governor of Massachusetts I signed a bill permitting the playing of baseball on Sunday, not professional baseball and not baseball where any admission is charged."

"I have been exceedingly pleased with the cooperation I have had from the present Congress."

"It seems to me that we ought to get along without enlarging appropriations."