Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"No more enticing subject for discussion exists than the success with which our country has been blessed from the Revolutionary period down to the present hour."

"We have every desire to see that great people, who are traditional friends, restored to their position among the nations of the earth."

"It leaves the United States Government also to pay all the major costs of maintenance, which it has never done before."

"I should like very much to have a measure for helping the farmer in accordance with my various messages to the Congress."