Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"We have every desire to see that great people, who are traditional friends, restored to their position among the nations of the earth."

"I should like very much to have a measure for helping the farmer in accordance with my various messages to the Congress."

"It almost seems to me as though the protection of the people and the property in the lower Mississippi that need protection has been somewhat lost sight of."

"It leaves the United States Government also to pay all the major costs of maintenance, which it has never done before."