Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"If I could have been as generous and interesting and genuine as Mr. Colby, I should have felt that I could let myself go without any preparation."

"I want you to know how fully I realize whose servant I am."

"So, gentlemen, I have not come here to-night to do anything but to remind you that you do not constitute the United States; that I do not constitute the United States; that it is something bigger and ..."

"Force will not accomplish anything that is permanent."