Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"We have got to finance the world in some important degree."

"The requirement of the United States citizenship is hereby waived to permit the certification of Mr. Cedric R. Landon for appointment to the position of predatory animal inspector, Bureau of Biologica..."

"I want you to know how fully I realize whose servant I am."

"I realize that I have done a very imprudent thing; I have come to address this thoughtful company of men without any preparation whatever."