Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"Armed imperialism such as the men conceived who were but yesterday the masters of Germany is at an end, its illicit ambitions engulfed in black disaster."

"To conquer with arms is to make only a temporary conquest; to conquer the world by earning its esteem is to make permanent conquest."

"Hunger does not breed reform; it breeds madness and all the ugly distempers that make an ordered life impossible."

"Let us be perfectly frank with ourselves and admit that these questions cannot be satisfactorily answered now or at once."